Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites FINALE R US!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone begins to traipse back to camp, fresh from stabbing Brenda neatly between the shoulder blades. What should be a happy occasion is suddenly interrupted by Erik having what eighteenth-century ladies would call a ‘turn’. He’s on the ground, head spinning, dazed and confused. It seems like it’s really not a big deal until Probst pop up out of the shadows. Forebode. The medics lay him flat and start checking him out. His pulse is too slow and the doctor explains that his body is in … [Read more...]

Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Anyone miss the Specialist? No? ME NEITHER! Enil Edam are back at camp after three immunity necklaces saved Reynold, Eddie and Malcolm, forcing Phillip and his red undies out of the game. It was a big move from the three very happy boys, who now find themselves without immunities and in a 6-3 game. Dawn is hugging and congratulating the three boys, because meaningless platitudes mean more than her stabbing them in the back repeatedly. I’d really respect the game she was playing if she owned her ruthlessness but … [Read more...]

Survivor: Caramoan - Fans v Favourites - Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites IT CAME, SURVIVOR TRAGICS! IT HAPPENED! IT’S THURSDAY! It’s my birthday tomorrow and TODAY IS STILL THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF THE WEEK. Will the Favourites beat The Specialist to death with his pink undies? Will Reynold’s ego reach critical mass and explode? WILL BRANDON WEE ON THE BEANS?????? Gota is back at camp after voting out Laura, who couldn’t swim very well. Reynold and Eddie have finally relaxed and stopped shouting at the people who currently hold all the power. The tribe agrees that winning challenges is the … [Read more...]

Survivor: Caramoan - Fans v Favourites - Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Thursday night is finally here, after an almost interminable six days of watching Other TV Shows and being entertained by Not Probst. Gota has just returned, fresh from voting out Hope, who scored less air time than the crabs. Eddie and Reynold have now both lost their lady honeys and will be now be turning to each other for night snuggles. Eddie is cranky. He starts demanding to know why Laura is still here, instead of Hope. Has he still not figured out that whole majority alliance biz? Eddie says that the ONLY reason that … [Read more...]