23/07/2014

#SurvivorCaramoan Finale recap (Mon 13/05/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites FINALE R US!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone begins to traipse back to camp, fresh from stabbing Brenda neatly between the shoulder blades. What should be a happy occasion is suddenly interrupted by Erik having what eighteenth-century ladies would call a ‘turn’. He’s on the ground, head spinning, dazed and [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 09/05/13)

Survivor Caramoan

Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Survivor. Finally. Barely made it through the week. An Andrea-less day dawns on the island, as the remaining six gather themselves together. Eddie is sad that all his girlfriends get kicked out of the game. Dawn is spending her time making alliances with everybody and tossing [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 02/05/13)

Survivor Caramoan

Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Last week, Malcolm was voted off the island leaving eight people who spend their time alternating between being smug and dull. Reynold announces that he’s pretty confident he can win the next five immunity challenges and stay in it. Andrea agrees with him, giggles and tosses [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 25/04/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Anyone miss the Specialist? No? ME NEITHER! Enil Edam are back at camp after three immunity necklaces saved Reynold, Eddie and Malcolm, forcing Phillip and his red undies out of the game. It was a big move from the three very happy boys, who now find [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 18/04/13)

Survivor Caramoan Fans v Favourites

Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Ohhhhh finally it’s Thursday. Back at the beach, Stealth’R’Us have a super exclusive meeting to pat themselves on the back for getting rid of Michael. The three bros are fairly cheerful about being ostracised, which makes sense since the only vaguely fun people on the other [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 11/04/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites I don’t know about you guys, but I badly need my dose of Survivor this week. Dawn breaks over the new Enil Edam camp. Sad music plays, suggesting that we’re sad about Corinne leaving. Or something sad is about to happen? Or happy, because there’s a [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 04/04/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still fuming about Phillip after last week’s “I secretly threw the challenge” delusion. How can you humour someone FOR THIS LONG? Do they realise that he’s going to be on the jury now? DO THEY?!?! SO. Night vision. [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 28/03/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Last week we saw the tribes reshuffled into what Cochrane hilariously termed the ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ and… well, everyone else. Phillip promised about 17 more people that they could be in Stealth’R’Us and we waved goodbye to Beardy Matt. Back at camp, Michael misses [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 14/03/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites IT CAME, SURVIVOR TRAGICS! IT HAPPENED! IT’S THURSDAY! It’s my birthday tomorrow and TODAY IS STILL THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF THE WEEK. Will the Favourites beat The Specialist to death with his pink undies? Will Reynold’s ego reach critical mass and explode? WILL [...]

#SurvivorCaramoan recap (Thu 07/03/13)

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Survivor: Caramoan – Fans v Favourites – Thu 7:30pm, GO! http://gochannel.com.au/SurvivorCaramoanFansVsFavorites Thursday night is finally here, after an almost interminable six days of watching Other TV Shows and being entertained by Not Probst. Gota has just returned, fresh from voting out Hope, who scored less air time than the crabs. Eddie and Reynold have now [...]