What a first week of ratings. Channel 7 sees Revenge & My Kitchen Rules both rating through the roof. Excess Baggage falls through the floor on GO!, while dependables like Sherlock and CSI don’t break one million – the ODI Cricket providing the only relief for the network. The Biggest Loser Australia rates lower than The Renovators did and is seen as a “success”. Everything’s crazy, but you can depend on Revenge and MKR delivering again for Ch7 this week.

MOLK PICKS

• Sunday Night – Sun 6:30pm, Ch7
• Young Talent Time – Sun 6:30pm, Ch10
• Video Killed The Radio Star – Sun 7pm, ABC2
• Border Security – Sun 7:30pm, Ch7
• Modern Family – Sun 7:30pm, Ch10
• Grand Designs – Sun 7:40pm, ABC1
• The Force – Sun 8pm, Ch7
• New Girl – Sun 8pm, Ch10
• Homeland – Sun 8:30pm, Ch10
• Louis Theroux’s Wild Weekends (rpt) – Sun 10:30pm/Mon 8:30pm, ABC2
• Excess Baggage – Mon-Thu 6:30pm, GO!
• Mythbusters – Mon 7:35pm, SBS one
• My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:35pm, Ch7
• Australian Story – Mon 8pm, ABC1
• Bondi Rescue – Mon 8pm, Ch10
• Four Corners – Mon 8:30pm, ABC1
• Alcatraz – Mon 8:35pm, Ch9
• Revenge – Mon 8:50pm, Ch7
• Media Watch – Mon 9:15pm, ABC1
• Q&A – Mon 9:35pm, ABC1/8:35pm AEST ABC News 24
• Person Of Interest (double episode) – Mon 9:35pm, Ch9
• Happy Endings (series return) – Mon 10:20pm, Ch7
• Santo, Sam & Ed’s Sports Fever – Mon 10:50pm, Ch7
• Bondi Vet – Tue 8pm, Ch10
• Good Game – Tue 8:30pm, ABC2
• NCIS – Tue 8:30pm, Ch10
• Packed To The Rafters – Tue 8:35pm, Ch7
• The Office (US) – Tue 9pm, Eleven
• Top Gear UK (series return) – Tue 9:35pm, Ch9
• Woodley (series premiere) – Wed 8pm, ABC1
• Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation – Wed 8pm, Ch10
• Adam Hills In Gordon Street Tonight – Wed 8:30pm, ABC1
• Sherlock – Wed 8:30pm, Ch7
• Please Marry My Boy – Wed 8:40pm, Ch7
• Outland – Wed 9:30pm, ABC1
• Kitchen Cabinet (series premiere) – Wed 9:30pm, ABC2
• MOVIE: District 9 – Wed 9:30pm, GO!
• The Amazing Race US (series return) – Wed 9:40pm, ABC1
• Earthflight – Thu 8:30pm, Ch9
• The Straits – Thu 8:30pm, ABC1
• CSI – Thu 8:30pm, Ch9
• Portlandia (series premiere) – Thu 9pm, ABC2
• 24 Hours in Emergency – Thu 9:35pm, SBS one
• Planet America – Fri 5pm (AEST), ABC News 24
• Grand Designs Revisited – Fri 6:05pm, ABC1
• Glee – Fri 7:30pm, Ch10
• Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (series premiere) – Fri 8:30pm, ABC1
• Last Man Standing (Papua New Guinea) – Fri 8:30pm, ABC2
• MOVIE: X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Fri 9:30pm, Ch10
• Undercover Boss USA – Sat 7:30pm, Ch10
• Accused (series finale) – Sat 8:35pm, ABC1
• RocKwiz (rpts) – Sat 8:35pm, SBS one
• Mad Men (double episode) – Sat 9:25pm, SBS one

BURIED TREASURE

• Man V Food – Sun 4pm, 7mate
• Dragon’s Den – Sun 7:30pm, ABC2
• Suburgatory – Sun 8:30pm, GO!
• MOVIE: Rambo: First Blood Part II – Sun 9:15pm, 7mate
• Animaniacs – Weekdays 6:30am, GO!
• Commercial Kings – Tue 9pm, ABC2
• The League – Wed 1:10am, ONE
• Lawrence Leung’s Choose Your Own Adventure (rpt) – Wed 11:35pm, ABC1
• Hardcore Pawn – Wed 8:30pm, 7mate
• Arrested Development – Thu 8:30pm, ABC2
• 30 Rock – Thu 11:35pm, Ch7

SECRET TV PLEASURES

• The Project – Sun-Fri 6pm, Ch10
• Whoose Line Is It Anyway? – Mon 7:30pm, ONE
• At The Movies – Wed 10pm, ABC1

AT YOUR OWN RISK

• Grandstand – Mon-Thu 6:30pm, ABC News 24
• NCIS:LA – Mon 8:30pm, Ch10
• Hawaii 5-O – Mon 9:30pm, Ch10
• From Sydney to Tokyo By Any Means – Wed 8:30pm, SBS one
• The Good Wife – Wed 9:10pm, Ch10
• Grey’s Anatomy – Thu 8:35pm, Ch7
• Desperate Housewives – Thu 9:35pm, Ch7
• Private Practice – Thu 10:30pm, Ch7
• Better Homes and Gardens – Fri 7:30pm, Ch7
• The Graham Norton Show – Sat 8:30pm, Ch10
• An Idiot Abroad 2: Karl’s Bucket List – Sat 9:30pm, Ch10

LAST CHANCE(S)

• The Biggest Loser – Mon-Thu 7pm, Ch10
• 2 Broke Girls – Tue 8:05pm, Ch9
• Lewis Black’s Root Of All Evil – Tue 10:25pm, ABC2
• A Gifted Man – Thu 10:30pm, Ch10

DO. NOT. BOTHER.

• Two and a Half Men – Tue 8:30pm, Ch9
• Phoneshop – Tue 8:30pm, ABC2
• The Marriage Ref – Wed 11:05pm, Ch7
• Mobbed – Fri 8:30pm, Ch10
• Australia’s Funniest Home Video Show – Sat 6:30pm, Ch9
• Top Gear USA – Sat 6:30pm, GO!

After being lauded by Ch7 in 2011, Happy Endings sneaks back onto our screens late on Monday nights. It, along with New Girl, is still some of the funniest US ensemble cast situation comedy on Australian TV at the moment.

Finally, Frank Woodley’s new sitcom Woodley is here, and it’s as funny as you think it will be and more. Just watch, end of story.

Kitchen Cabinet is here, with Annabel Crabb interviewing politicians as they prepare dinner in their home. Political wonks rejoice and settle in for food and question time.