Fawnie

Fawnie

Shane, Shane, Shane. I know you are contracted to Channel 9, but this is what you asked for?! Really?! I just felt embarrassed for you. I tried to be excited for the show, really I did. Your promo in the last ad break of The Block should have ‘warned’ me...

2010 Prep Christmas Concert

Never before in my 37 long years have I been subjected to such high levels of cuteness. The smiling little faces. The dodgy costumes. The effervescent hope in the face of impending failure. The mixture of plasticised smiles and out of time dance moves. The 2010 Prep...
Lowering Hope

Lowering Hope

The central character has a one night stand with a hottie that turns out to be a psychopath. Of course she falls pregnant (why are white trash always the most virile?), and is executed leaving Jimmy literally holding the baby. Oh, the hilarity. All of this in the...