18/05/2012

#MasterChef recap (Mon 07/05/12)

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MasterChef Australia - Sun 7:30pm; Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch10 http://www.masterchef.com.au/ Last night on Masterchef, Mario the auto erotica detailer was put through after rubbing his head for the judges. Is this the new hugging? But anyway, with Mario through, the remaining aprons were dwindling fast. Who will be next? Who will go to the top? Who will assassinate George? Find out tonight, on MASTERCHEF! Mindy spent time in Malaysia and Brisbane so she knows exotic. She’s cooking her dad’s favourite dish, because she wants to set up a restaurant with her dad, who is currently fighting in Afghanistan, because he has all the money. No mention … [Read more...]

Biggest Loser 2012 – Week 15

The Final Four - The Biggest Loser Australia 2012

The Biggest Loser Australia - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch10 http://thebiggestloser.com.au/ And so, just like that, in the blink of an eye, Biggest Loser is almost over for another year. Well, when I say ‘’in the blink of an eye’’ obviously I’m referring to the eye of a coma patient closing down as the person descends into the coma and slowly opening up again 3 months later, struggling through the haze and confused memories until the shocking realization that Michelle loves Hamish dawns on them. And it certainly feels like Biggest Loser has been a coma: a coma of fears and victories, of emotions and revelations, of badly parked cars and … [Read more...]

#TheBlock recap (Sun 06/05/12)

The Block 2012

The Block - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ How the teams have made it this far is beyond me. It's only day 21. It's been a big week for the Blockheads, working hard to deliver both a Master bedroom and an Ensuite and the chaos that has ensued has been both diverting and entertaining. It's made us laugh AND it's made us think. How they'll make it to the room reveal is beyond be, but - Here comes another one... BOOM! Sleep has become a complete waste of time for brothers Mike & Andrew - they've now been working for 25 hours straight with lots still to do. The pink elephants helping them paint the room at least ease … [Read more...]

#MasterChef recap (Sun 06/05/12)

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MasterChef Australia - Sun 7:30pm; Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch10 http://www.masterchef.com.au/ Yes it’s that time of year again, when the leaves begin to fall from the trees, when the temperature begins to plummet and when a little bald Greek man begins shouting inanities at a room full of people and, presumably, gets paid for the pleasure. That’s right; it’s Masterchef, season 4. It’s incredible to think that Masterchef has come back for a fourth season, and that a cooking show could capture the imaginations of Australian viewers, though it is arguable that those imaginations were captured and pushed through the garden waste compactor that … [Read more...]

#TheBlock recap (Thu 03/05/12)

The Block 2012

The Block - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ So much tension. So much stress. So much drama. Someone's gonna blow, and I hope for all that is holy it's Dan or Dani - not for any malicious reason, just because I'd expect if they lost their shit it'd be a delightful thing to observe. Think of the words we'd learn! Everyone's under the pump and everyone's in a position where they may not get both their Master bedroom AND Ensuite completed for this week's room reveal. A coup! Everyone bands together, rises up and refuses to deliver both rooms!? There's only two days left and someone's gonna have an aneurism. Here comes … [Read more...]

#TheBlock recap (Wed 02/05/12)

Ready for a challenge - The Block 2012

The Block - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ It's the middle of Hell Week, where someone might end up in the Blockomless Pit (Oh. My. God.), and what better way to get the teams focused on the task at hand than to send them offsite for the day to work on a challenge in Scotty's Workshop. What a guy. And fancy that - in the midst of the chaos, someone doesn't complete a challenge, for the first time in the history of The Block. There goes all the thoughts that grab played earlier in the week was about someone not delivering a room. Here comes another one... BOOM! For the record, the mobile number that sends the text … [Read more...]

#TheBlock recap (Tue 01/05/12)

Camping out - The Block 2012

The Block - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ As if one night in Sovereign Hill wasn't enough, the contestants get another one! This time though it's all about that great Australian past time: gambling. Once they all get back to The Block though, it's attitudes at 20 paces as the teams realise they've got an awful lot of work to do and they've lost tonnes of time filming some other distraction. At least it makes for good TV, even if it raises tensions and fractures in otherwise healthy relationships. Here comes another one... BOOM! It's the morning after the night before, and everyone's enjoying a nice sleep-in and … [Read more...]

#TheVoice recap (Mon 30/04/12)

Mahalia v Prinnie - The Voice Australia 2012

The Voice - Mon 7:30pm/Tue 8pm, Ch9 http://www.thevoice.com.au/ It all began a couple of weeks ago when a bunch of singers the great majority of Australia didn't care a whole bunch about came and sang on a show. Some sang soft while others sang loud. One after another, singers sang and revealed their inner most secrets ("I don't know if anyone turned around just then, because I'm so drunk I'm legally blind..."). Tonight the judges enter an entirely new stratosphere of contrived as J-Madd does his best David Caruso to explain to us that now - it's time for the battle rounds. What does it mean? Two people enter, one person leaves. It's the … [Read more...]

#TheBlock recap (Mon 30/04/12)

Sovereign Hill - The Block 2012

The Block - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ With the first room delivered everyone is sizing up the targets on Dan & Dani's backs... once they get back from Sovereign Hill. WTF?! Aren't they meant to be renovating, not a-cussin' and a-feudin'? I guess the lure of $10,000 is enough to make any struggling, sleep-deprived competitive renovator rethink their strategy. Here comes another one... BOOM! What better way for the teams to bond and celebrate Dan & Dani's victory than to share a BBQ which is more a case of Russian roulette - which sausages will give you food poisoning!? Scotty appears to remind them this week … [Read more...]

Biggest Loser 2012 – Week 14

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The Biggest Loser Australia - Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch10 http://thebiggestloser.com.au/ As we crawl our way inexorably to the end of yet another series of Biggest Loser, we can begin to look back on some of the highlights. Moving right along, this week started on a Sunday and with a weigh-in/elimination burger combo. Kasey went first and managed to lose weight and keep immunity. Bek and Brenda both lost similar proportions, just below 2% each, giving them a nervous wait after Alex and Margie pulled higher numbers. Yet they needn’t have worried, as Lydia, the cupcake queen, and Graham, the king of cupcake queens and Lydia’s secret admirer … [Read more...]