Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E04 recap (@RHOMelbourne)
Mar17

Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E04 recap (@RHOMelbourne)

Heads up you guys, there will be dad-joke quality golf puns in this post. You’re welcome. Gina and Janet are meeting at “Niche on Bridge” (adds to itinerary for research visit to Melbourne). Two things – Gina should wear more watermelon and less lime. And Janet looks disarmingly good in a black pencil frock (with a pop of colour) and jacket. Apart from the earrings from Diva. Also it’s a shame the frock doesn’t cover the tramp stamp....

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Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E03 recap (@RHOMelbourne)
Mar10

Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E03 recap (@RHOMelbourne)

The Real Housewives of Melbs were back on the telly last night so let’s get straight into it. Chyka and Lydia are being all “ladies who lunch”, about which Lydia is inexplicably excited. Not as excited as I was though when I saw that the waiter’s shirt was deadset made out of the same hideous tartan as my high school uniform! However, if the cool waiter dude can’t make green & yellow tartan look good, imagine how spectacularly...

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Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E02 recap (@RHOMelbourne)
Mar04

Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E02 recap (@RHOMelbourne)

This week we learn that Pettifleur is even more shallow than we first thought, if that’s even possible. She’s planning to hit up her partner Frank for a new set of wheels for her 50th birthday – specifically a Bentley. She takes one for a test-drive and she’s all “where do I put my Chanel?” and “can I have mirrors on the floor so I can check out my landing strip?” Klarrsy. Also ewwww. She can see herself driving the Bentley in the...

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Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E01 recap (@RHOMelbourne)
Mar01

Real Housewives of Melbourne – S02E01 recap (@RHOMelbourne)

If you wanted to keep up with the second season of The Real Housewives of Melbourne there’s no better way to do it than with these weekly recaps from the very, very funny (if slightly deranged) Nic McLachlan. Prepare yourselves – it’s gonna be a massive season. #TeamChyka The Real Housewives of all the Places are my crack. Also the Kardashians. And Vanderpump Rules. Shut up. So my dopamine levels went sky-high this...

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#TheBlock #SkyHigh recap (Mon 10/06/13)
Jun11

#TheBlock #SkyHigh recap (Mon 10/06/13)

The Block Sky High – Sun 6:30pm, Mon-Thu 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ Another episode of The Block: Sky High, and another montage of shots of Melbourne scenery scored to a trendy song from last year. This time it’s Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men, which means this whole thing is just a rip-off of a similar montage that uses Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. With my obscure pop-folk music...

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#TheBlock #SkyHigh recap (Thu 06/06/13)
Jun07

#TheBlock #SkyHigh recap (Thu 06/06/13)

The Block Sky High – Sun 6:30pm, Mon-Thu 7pm, Ch9 http://homes.ninemsn.com.au/theblock/ The Block: Sky High is back, and with it comes more dramatically scored and edited montages about the most important home renovation in the history of mankind. This one’s about bedheads or something. As the episode opens, Scott wakes the Blockheads for a new challenge that takes place in the nearby park, possibly involving swinging as...

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