by Nic McLachlan | Apr 7, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
HURRAH! It’s trip week! The “surprise trip to somewhere glamorous” is my favourite episode of the season. Aside from the Reunion shows, obvs. But before they head off, Lydia is taking Jackie and Pettifleur shopping on the Paris end of Collins Street. Not gonna lie – I...
by Nic McLachlan | Mar 30, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
Right. Before we get into things (OMG so many things), I know that these recaps have been longer than War and Peace (funnier and with more swearing though), but there’s a crapload of material to deal with. However, in the interests of giving everyone their lives back,...
by Nic McLachlan | Mar 24, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
Gawd. Pettifleur is back. *pulls on patience pants*. I think one of the reasons she shits me so much is that she makes Janet & Lydia seem likeable. Annoying. We open with P shopping for a suit for her son Nathan. Is it just me or is it weird for a mother to say...
by Nic McLachlan | Mar 17, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
Heads up you guys, there will be dad-joke quality golf puns in this post. You’re welcome. Gina and Janet are meeting at “Niche on Bridge” (adds to itinerary for research visit to Melbourne). Two things – Gina should wear more watermelon and less lime. And Janet looks...
by Nic McLachlan | Mar 10, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
The Real Housewives of Melbs were back on the telly last night so let’s get straight into it. Chyka and Lydia are being all “ladies who lunch”, about which Lydia is inexplicably excited. Not as excited as I was though when I saw that the waiter’s shirt was deadset...
by Nic McLachlan | Mar 4, 2015 | Featured, Recaps
This week we learn that Pettifleur is even more shallow than we first thought, if that’s even possible. She’s planning to hit up her partner Frank for a new set of wheels for her 50th birthday – specifically a Bentley. She takes one for a test-drive and she’s all...
