Surprise! There’s a whole new line up on Wednesday night on ABC1 – and one you better tune in for (totes worth it). For some reason Ch9 pull The Voice back to two nights a week and give Dancing with the Stars a free kick on Sunday nights again (crazy), and Ch7 are fighting back by dropping two eps of Revenge this week – sure to give Celebrity Apprentice Australia a kick in the arse. It’s a strange, confusing, entertaining world when you start to dissect programming…

NOTE: Ch9 have advised season 24 of Survivor (One World) is starting Tuesday night at 10:30pm, but the guide is still TBA, possibly even having it move elsewhere. They really need to sort that out.

MOLK PICKS

• Dancing With The Stars – Sun 6:30pm, Ch7
• The Block – Sun 6:30pm/Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9
• 60 Minutes – Sun 7:40pm, Ch9
• Modern Family – Sun 7:30pm, Ch10
• New Girl – Sun 8pm, Ch10
• Touch – Sun 8:30pm, Ch10
• The Mentalist – Sun 8:40pm, Ch9
• Louis Theroux’s Wild Weekends (rpt) – Sun 10:10pm/Mon 8:30pm, ABC2
• Mythbusters – Mon 7:35pm, SBS one
• Australia’s Got Talent – Mon 7:35pm, Ch7
• Australian Story – Mon 8pm, ABC1
• The Voice Australia – Mon 7:30pm/Tue 8pm, Ch9
• Bondi Rescue – Mon 8pm, Ch10
• Four Corners – Mon 8:30pm, ABC1
• Revenge – Mon 8:35pm/Wed 8:30pm, Ch7
• Media Watch – Mon 9:20pm, ABC1
• Q&A – Mon 9:35pm, ABC1/ABC News 24 (AEST)
• Pictures Of You (Bruce McAvaney & Cal Wilson) – Mon 9:35pm, Ch7
• Happy Endings – Mon 10:50pm, Ch7
• Who Do You Think You Are? (Michael O’Loughlin) – Tue 7:30pm, SBS one
• Country Town Rescue (season finale) – Tue 8pm, ABC1
• Bondi Vet – Tue 8pm, Ch10
• Good Game – Tue 8:30pm, ABC2
• NCIS – Tue 8:30pm, Ch10
• The Office (US) – Tue 9pm, Eleven
• Missing (series premiere – double episode) – Tue 9:35pm, Ch7
• Californication – Tue 10pm, Eleven
• Survivor (series return) – Tue 10:30pm, Ch9
• Wild Life At The Zoo – Wed 8pm, ABC1
• Celebrity Apprentice Australia – Wed/Thu 8:05pm, Ch9
• Randling (season premiere) – Wed 8:30pm, ABC1
• Offspring – Wed 8:30pm, Ch10
• Laid (season return) – Wed 9pm, ABC1
• Agony Aunts (season premiere) – Wed 9:30pm, ABC1
• Seven Dwarves – Wed 9:30pm, ABC2
• The Amazing Race – Wed 10:35pm, Ch7
• Glee – Thu 7:30pm, Ch10
• The Marngrook Footy Show – Thu 8:30pm, ABC2
• Alan Carr: Chatty Man (series return) – Thu 9:30pm, ABC2
• Planet America – Fri 5pm (AEST), ABC News 24
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars (series return) – Fri 7pm, ABC3
• News Exchange – Fri 8pm (AEST), ABC News 24
• QI – Fri 8pm, ABC1
• Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries – Fri 8:30pm, ABC1
• Last Man Standing (Papua New Guinea) – Fri 8:30pm, ABC2
• Before The Game – Sat 6:30pm MEL/ADL/PER, Ch10, Sun 12:30am BNE/SYD ONE
• RocKwiz (rpt) – Sat 8:35pm, SBS one

BURIED TREASURE

• Auction Room – Sun 6pm, ABC1
• Suburgatory – Sun 8:30pm, GO!
• Raising Hope – Mon 8pm, Eleven
• Embarrassing Bodies – Mon 9:30pm, GEM
• Arrested Development – Tue 10:45pm/Thu 9:30pm, ABC2
• The League – Wed 1am, ONE
• Young Doctors – Wed 7:30pm, GEM
• Hardcore Pawn – Wed 8:30pm, 7mate
• Lawrence Leung’s Choose Your Own Adventure (rpt) – Wed 11:35pm, ABC1
• The Game Plan NRL – Thu 8:30pm, ONE
• Snog, Marry, Avoid – Fri 8:30pm, Eleven

SECRET TV PLEASURES

• The Project – Sun-Fri 6pm, Ch10
• Compass – Sun 6:30pm, ABC1
• Whoose Line Is It Anyway? – Mon 7:30pm, ONE
• 30 Rock – Mon 11:35pm, Ch7
• At The Movies – Wed 10pm, ABC1

AT YOUR OWN RISK

• Grandstand – Mon-Thu 6:30pm, ABC News 24
• Alcatraz – Mon 10:30pm, Ch9
• Packed To The Rafters – Tue 8:35pm, Ch7
• The Good Wife – Wed 9:10pm, Ch10
• Catalyst – Thu 8pm, ABC1
• Grey’s Anatomy – Thu 8:35pm, Ch7
• The Footy Show AFL – Thu 9:30pm (MEL/ADL/PER), Ch9
• Desperate Housewives – Thu 9:35pm, Ch7
• Noel Feilding’s Luxury Comedy – Thu 10:30pm, ABC2
• Better Homes and Gardens – Thu 7:30pm MEL/ADL/PER, Fri 7:30pm BNE/SYD, Ch7

LAST CHANCE(S)

• The Biggest Loser – Sun 6:30pm; Mon-Thu 7pm, Ch10
• Top Gear UK – Tue 9:35pm, Ch9
• A Gifted Man – Thu 10:45pm, Ch10
• Young Talent Time – Fri 7pm, Ch10

DO. NOT. BOTHER.

• 2 Broke Girls – Tue 10pm, Ch9
• The Footy Show NRL – Thu 9:30pm (BNE/SYD), Ch9
• Australia’s Funniest Home Video Show – Sat 6:30pm, Ch9
• Top Gear Australia – Sat 6:30pm, GO!

Andrew Denton returns to television with Randling. That in itself is reason enough to watch.

Laid season two is back with the latest adventures of Roo and her ‘deathly touch’. Allison Bell, Celia Pacquola, Toby Truslove, Shaun Micallef… say no more.

Picking up where the Agony Uncles left off, Agony Aunts are there to sort us out and teach us a thing or two about how the ladies see it. Delightful!