So much goodness in one week, how is one meant to keep up? And why is one speaking as if one is the royal third person. It isn’t becoming of one, that is for sure. Downton Abbey is back and it’s delightful, there’s more Tricky Business & Bikie Wars: Brothers In Arms, and the most important premiere in EVER: Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell premiere’s on Friday night. DO. NOT. MISS. IT.

MOLK PICKS

  • Dancing With The Stars – Sun 6:30pm, Ch7
  • The Block – Sun 6:30pm/Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch9
  • Modern Family – Sun 6:30pm, Ch10
  • New Girl – Sun 7pm, Ch10
  • MasterChef Australia – Sun 7:30pm/Mon-Fri 7pm, Ch10
  • 60 Minutes – Sun 7:30pm, Ch9
  • Downton Abbey – Sun 8:30pm, Ch7
  • The Mentalist – Sun 8:30pm, Ch9
  • Touch – Sun 8:30pm, Ch10
  • Mythbusters – Mon 7:30pm, SBS one
  • The Voice Australia – Mon 7:30pm, Ch9
  • Australian Story – Mon 8pm, ABC1
  • Bondi Rescue – Mon 8:10pm, Ch10
  • Four Corners – Mon 8:30pm, ABC1
  • Media Watch – Mon 9:20pm, ABC1
  • Tricky Business – Mon 9:30pm (allegedly), Ch9
  • Q&A – Mon 9:35pm, ABC1/ABC News 24 (AEST)
  • Once Upon A Time – Tue 7:35pm, Ch7
  • Bikie Wars: Brothers In Arms – Tue 8:30pm, Ch10
  • Good Game – Tue 8:30pm, ABC2
  • The Office (US) – Tue 9pm, Eleven
  • Survivor: One World (double episode) – Tue 10pm, Ch9
  • STATE OF ORIGIN: Game 1 – Wed 7:30pm, Ch9
  • Wild Life At The Zoo – Wed 8pm, ABC1
  • Offspring – Wed 8:15pm, Ch10
  • Randling – Wed 8:30pm, ABC1
  • Laid – Wed 9pm, ABC1
  • Agony Aunts – Wed 9:30pm, ABC1
  • Sons Of Anarchy (series return) – Wed 9:30pm, ONE
  • The Amazing Race US (season finale) – Wed 10:30pm, Ch7
  • Australia’s Got Talent – Thu 7:35pm, Ch7
  • Hot Property – Thu 8pm, Ch9
  • Glee – Thu 8:10pm, Ch10
  • Silk – Thu 8:30pm, ABC1
  • The Marngrook Footy Show – Thu 8:30pm, ABC2
  • Secrets of the Superbrands: Fashion – Thu 9:30pm, ABC1
  • Planet America – Fri 5pm (AEST), ABC News 24
  • News Exchange – Fri 8pm (AEST), ABC News 24
  • The Living Room – Fri 8:10pm, Ch10
  • Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (series premiere) – Fri 8pm, ABC1
  • The Eurovision Song Contest (semi-final 1) – Sat 8:30pm, SBS one
  • Before The Game – Sat 6:30pm MEL/ADL/PER, Ch10, Sun 12:30am BNE/SYD ONE
  • The Eurovision Song Contest (semi-final 2) – Sat 8:30pm, SBS one

BURIED TREASURE

  • Auction Room – Sun 6pm, ABC1
  • Suburgatory – Sun 8:30pm, GO!
  • Raising Hope – Mon 8pm, Eleven
  • Embarrassing Bodies – Mon 9:30pm, GEM
  • Arrested Development – Tue 10:45pm/Thu 9:30pm, ABC2
  • The League – Wed 1am, ONE
  • Young Doctors – Wed 7:30pm, GEM
  • Hardcore Pawn – Wed 8:30pm, 7mate
  • The Game Plan NRL – Thu 8:30pm, ONE
  • Snog, Marry, Avoid – Fri 8:30pm, Eleven

SECRET TV PLEASURES

  • The Project – Sun-Fri 6pm, Ch10
  • Compass – Sun 6:30pm, ABC1
  • Whoose Line Is It Anyway? – Mon 7:30pm, ONE
  • 30 Rock – Mon 11:35pm, Ch7
  • At The Movies – Wed 10pm, ABC1

AT YOUR OWN RISK

  • Grandstand – Mon-Thu 6:30pm, ABC News 24
  • Alcatraz – Mon 10:45pm, Ch9
  • Packed To The Rafters – Tue 8:35pm, Ch7
  • The Good Wife – Wed 9:10pm, Ch10
  • Catalyst – Thu 8pm, ABC1
  • Grey’s Anatomy – Thu 8:35pm, Ch7
  • The Footy Show AFL – Thu 9:30pm (MEL/ADL/PER), Ch9
  • Desperate Housewives – Thu 9:35pm, Ch7
  • Noel Feilding’s Luxury Comedy – Thu 10:30pm, ABC2
  • Better Homes and Gardens – Thu 7:30pm MEL/ADL/PER, Fri 7:30pm BNE/SYD, Ch7

LAST CHANCE(S)

  • Missing – Tue 9:35pm, Ch7

DO. NOT. BOTHER.

  • 2 Broke Girls – Tue 10pm, Ch9
  • The Footy Show NRL – Thu 9:30pm (BNE/SYD), Ch9
  • Australia’s Funniest Home Video Show – Sat 6:30pm, Ch9
  • Top Gear Australia – Sat 6:30pm, GO!