by Chris Owens | Jul 11, 2011 | Featured, Recaps
At the start of Sunday’s episode, we were treated to the awe inspiring sight of Hayden running hard on the treadmill. We were also treated to the sight of Michael, by his side, telling Hayden how cool it would be if, you know, after the show was over they could,...
by Chris Owens | Jul 3, 2011 | Featured, Recaps
Sunday started with the contestants being roused from their beds before the sun had a chance to break and before Sun had a chance to express her feelings about her own inadequacies. They were dragged under cover of darkness to an empty field in the middle of nowhere,...
by Chris Owens | Jun 26, 2011 | Featured, Recaps
Sunday night’s episode started off with a bang when we learnt that Ellie would not be competing in the mystery box challenge because she was ill, apparently suffering post traumatic stress disorder on account of all of George’s molestations hugs. As a...
by Chris Owens | Jun 19, 2011 | Featured, Recaps
This week on Masterchef, we were taught a lesson in the wastefulness of restaurants. We were taught a lesson in the class divide that exists in air travel. And we were taught a lesson in idolatry, in hero worship, and in the highest form of love: the love between an...
by Chris Owens | Jun 13, 2011 | Featured, Recaps
Masterchef this week took us back to the good old fashioned days of hearty food, of wholesome fare, and of Women’s Weekly recipes. It took us back to those delightful days of the fifties, where the food was nourishing, rich and uncomplicated. Where a chicken was...
