My Kitchen Rules - Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ After a week of success (for most) and failure (for some) it all comes down to this: Ali & Samuel vs Angela & Melina. It's exactly how Ashlee & Lispy planned it(!). It's gonna be intense if for no other reason than it's obvious that Karen Martini telegraphs who she's talking to in the intro. THIS IS THE BEST! Scary Kitchen HQ. Ali & Samuel have drawn the white aprons, while Angela & Melina have drawn the black aprons (and the worst smack talk ever). WHY MUST PETE TALK... IN SUCH A... BROKEN MANNER? It's always ironic when the judges ask the competitors … [Read more...]

My Kitchen Rules - Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Last night nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room even with all that trumpeting. Ali & Samuel snatched victory in the form of losing the most from the hands of Angela & Melina (Funk Monkey muffin? More like BLERGH) and Kerrie & Craig (lettuce balls are bad, mmkay?), while Josh & Andi were considered to be successful in the most confusing of manners - I mean, really... zucchini chips?! And Cupcake and Joanna won - HAS THE WORLD GONE TOPSY TURVY?? Tonight the remaining teams are pushed together into two groups, forcing mate to work against mate … [Read more...]

My Kitchen Rules - Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ After saying goodbye to Mick & Matt last night, the teams felt a deep emptiness. How would they overcome their sorrow at losing their favourite father/son/brother combo? By throwing themselves into an offsite challenge at Taronga Zoo, of course, where the teams will have to prepare lunch for 200 kids AND they have to be delicious and nutritious and basically uninteresting to kids. THIS IS THE BEST!... Reeling. Gutted. Two words that could not be used to describe how the teams feel as they're all on a ferry headed to "somewhere". Samuel supposes they're going … [Read more...]

My Kitchen Rules - Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Previously, on My Kitchen Rules, all the rules were thrown out the window so it became My Kitchen Needs New Rules which Minout & Pete gladly made up on the spot. The new rules were brutal with one team being "sent home" after cooking only three bad dishes. FFS, who'd work with a professional chef?! Again teams have failed leaving Cupcake and Joanna to face off against Mick & Matt in what is surely going to be the most underwhelming promise since Travolta & Cage starred in that movie where they swap faces for some reason. THIS IS THE BEST... Never … [Read more...]

My Kitchen Rules - Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ It's a whole different game now, people. The Instant Restaurants - GONE. Lisa & Stefano, Lisa & Candice, Jessie & Biswa - GONE. Self respect - GONE. Tonight all the remaining teams go head to head to cook or something... WHO CARES as long as someone cries (note extended intro). This is the BEST... Kitchen HQ. Everyone's back. Nobody knows where Sam is from and it's getting on everyone's nerves. All three Gatecrasher teams have made it through. The lion is laying down with the lamb. Pete announces the teams have made it to the second phase of the … [Read more...]