01/08/2014

Dear #MKR, It’s over…

My Kitchen Rules

I’ve loved you, My Kitchen Rules. Loved you hard. Recapped episodes, furiously previewed and enjoyed every bit of cooking drama and relationship conflict you’ve proffered up. And I just can’t swallow it any more. The straw that broke this camel’s back was the hand-wringingly overblown drama over Kerrie & Craig’s purchased curry paste in the [...]

Cats fight to get back amongst the pigeons (#MKR)

MKR 2013 - Feildel, Fassnidge, Evans

Not only is My Kitchen Rules opening the door to possibly reignite old rivalries, but they’re clearly casting a shot across Ch9′s bow by lining it up against the series return of The Voice Australia season two and the start of the Logies. No longer is Logies night a free kick to the host broadcaster [...]

#MKR recap (Wed 20/03/13)

MKR 2013 - Angela & Melina

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Wed 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Tonight brings us a sudden death showdown between Jake and Elle, siblings from Queensland, and Angela and Melina, “real housewives” from Victoria. Why does the voiceover man insist on calling them “real housewives”? Are the other housewives on the show holograms or something? Perhaps futuristic robots, programmed only [...]

#MKR recap (Tue 19/03/13)

MKR 2013 - Manu & Pete

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Wed 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Previously on My Kitchen Rules the contestants were let loose on as many C-Grade celebrities as Channel 7 could put their hands on. Conveniently it wasn’t many and not too many of them were memorable (KRudd, anyone?) but that still didn’t stop Lispy having her own Mischa [...]

#MKR recap (Mon 18/03/13)

MKR 2013 - Jake, Elle, Kerrie, Craig

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Wed 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Tonight the remaining 9 teams have a chance to poison Australia’s A List at the Melbourne Cup and here’s hoping they succeed. There’s always the chance that someone will somehow manage to stuff it all up – apparently – and we all know that’s the entire reason [...]

#MKR recap (Thu 14/03/13)

MKR 2013 - Ali & Samuel

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ After a week of success (for most) and failure (for some) it all comes down to this: Ali & Samuel vs Angela & Melina. It’s exactly how Ashlee & Lispy planned it(!). It’s gonna be intense if for no other reason than it’s obvious that Karen Martini [...]

#MKR recap (Wed 13/03/13)

MKR 2013 - raw duck

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Last night nobody wanted to talk about the elephant in the room even with all that trumpeting. Ali & Samuel snatched victory in the form of losing the most from the hands of Angela & Melina (Funk Monkey muffin? More like BLERGH) and Kerrie & Craig (lettuce [...]

#MKR recap (Tue 12/03/13)

MKR 2013 - cast

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ After saying goodbye to Mick & Matt last night, the teams felt a deep emptiness. How would they overcome their sorrow at losing their favourite father/son/brother combo? By throwing themselves into an offsite challenge at Taronga Zoo, of course, where the teams will have to prepare lunch [...]

#MKR recap (Mon 11/03/13)

MKR 2013 - Mick & Matt

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ Previously, on My Kitchen Rules, all the rules were thrown out the window so it became My Kitchen Needs New Rules which Minout & Pete gladly made up on the spot. The new rules were brutal with one team being “sent home” after cooking only three bad [...]

#MKR recap (Thu 28/02/13)

MKR 2013 - cast

My Kitchen Rules – Mon-Thu 7:30pm, Ch7 http://au.tv.yahoo.com/my-kitchen-rules/ It’s a whole different game now, people. The Instant Restaurants – GONE. Lisa & Stefano, Lisa & Candice, Jessie & Biswa – GONE. Self respect – GONE. Tonight all the remaining teams go head to head to cook or something… WHO CARES as long as someone cries [...]